Comments on Chicago Pizza Club: Annual State of The Pizza Club / Chuck E. Cheese [...

Ditto. 2 out of 10.

2010-04-26T13:10:26.340-05:00

Ditto.

2 out of 10.

I enjoyed the skee ball, even if I constantly had ...

2010-04-26T09:59:44.307-05:00

I enjoyed the skee ball, even if I constantly had to pick up children who were trying to steal my balls or crawl up on my lane. I did not have the usual panicked feeling that I do around that many crazy children, (similar to what Andrew ended up having), but I did decompress and prepare at Webster Wine Bar beforehand. So, all was okay; I got my skee ball on.

The pizza was terrible, of course, but edible. I disagree with MCH's opinion that it was below Domino's; I've recently had Domino's, and I think it was slightly better. I also disagree with Neil that the sausage pizza was the best; I thought it was horrid -- the meat on it was pure filth. At places like this, cheese is the way to go, and fortunately they had parm and red pepper flakes, which can always make a slice of cheese just A-OK... -ish.

I give it a 2.

Chuck E. Cheese proved to be one of the worst culi...

2010-04-24T10:01:18.205-05:00

Chuck E. Cheese proved to be one of the worst culinary and atmospheric experiences of my life. In theory the idea of a bad-pizza meeting was good, however this was everything but. Having never eaten rabbit turds, I can only guess that the sausage was shaped in that form because it was in fact inspired by fecal matter. With that being said, the sausage piece was actually the highlight of my pizza experience at Chuck E. Cheese. The pepperoni and mushroom pizza was simply inedible. A bit of research turned up what I suspect is the source of the pepperoni that Chuck E. Cheese uses, Chewties.

1.1

I expected the pizza to be disgusting, but it was ...

2010-04-23T12:27:38.064-05:00

I expected the pizza to be disgusting, but it was mostly just bland. Stick with just cheese pizza, though. The sausage looked too gross to try.

Overall, I kind of wish I hadn't spent 1.5 hours of my last kid-free days before this baby is born at Chuck E Cheese, but I'm glad the big fat rat made El Prez feel special on his fake special day.

2.0

Skee ball aside… this wasn't a very fun experi...

2010-04-23T11:07:14.662-05:00

Skee ball aside… this wasn't a very fun experience. All the noise and little people running around gave me a minor anxiety attack, and suddenly sterility seems like a good life choice. That said, the quality of the pizza did nothing at all to improve my opinion. Edible sure, I guess… 2.5

I love that the rocket launcher is one of the wors...

2010-04-22T19:05:22.571-05:00

I love that the rocket launcher is one of the worst toys of the year.

I ate a large meal before Chuck E Cheese because I was convinced the pizza would taste like ass. It wasn't good, but it wasn't inedible. A shade below Domino's. I give it a 3.0.

The pizza is terrible but still edible. 2.0 I sh...

2010-04-22T18:32:52.502-05:00

The pizza is terrible but still edible.

2.0

I should have played more skee ball.